- Achilles Tendinitis
(Aug. 24, 1995) Hotel California/Eagles
- All I Wanna Do
(July 26, 1999) All I Wanna Do/Sheryl Crow
- America's Finest City (Aug. 19,
1997) Hotel California/Eagles
- Big Butt
(Jan. 18, 2000) Rain King/Counting Crows
- The Boston Connection
(April 12, 1995) The Rainbow Connection/Kermit the Frog
- The Boston Marathon - prose
(Nov. 13, 1995)
- Bowling Man
(Dec. 7, 1999) Ramblin' Man/Allman Bros.
- Bubba (July 29, 1997)
Lola/Kinks
- Can't Wait Until December
(May 27, 1999) December/Counting Crows
- Chasing 2:20
(July 28, 1999) Exhuming McCarthy/REM
- Cheezit Fat Explosion
(Feb. 21, 2000) Champagne Supernova/Oasis
- Clydesdale
(Feb. 23, 2000) Ripple/Grateful Dead
- Don't Ever Race with Hyle (Oct.
5, 1998) Don't Mess Around with Jim/Jim Croce
- Don't Go to Durango (Oct. 7, 1998)
Don't Go Back to Rockville/REM
- Give it up, My Stubborn Son
(Dec. 21, 1999) Carry on my Wayward Son/Kansas
- Hexheads on the Soles of my Shoes
(Jan. 13, 1999) Diamonds on the Soles of her Shoes/Paul Simon
- Holiday InnUits
(July 17, 1999) Beverly Hillbillies
- I am a Dead Man
(July 2, 1999) I am the Walrus/Beatles
- I got my Butt
(Jan. 7, 2000) I Got You, Babe/Sonny & Cher
- I'm Just a Chubbie in an Ectomorph Sport
(Sept. 15, 1999) I'm Just a Singer in a Rock n' Roll Band/Moody Blues
- Kissin' Larcher Blues
(Nov. 10, 1999) Folsom Prison Blues/Johnny Cash
- Larcher the D*mn Sandbagger
(Dec. 16, 1999) Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer
- Let Me in Front
(Dec. 27, 1999) Gimme Three Steps/Lynryd Skynrd
- Me and Ian Hersey
(Dec. 7, 1999) Me and Bobby McGee/Janis Joplin
- Mesomorph Molasses Blues
(Aug. 26, 2000) Workin' at the Carwash Blues/Jim Croce
- Miles (Aug. 22, 1997) Faith/George
Michael
- Mommas Don't Let Your Babies Grow Up to be
Runners (Oct. 18, 1999) ...Cowboys/Willie Nelson
- Ode to LarcherButt
(Dec. 13, 1999) Ode to Billy Joe/
- One Bodacious Big Butt
(Jan. 11, 2000) Yankee Doodle Dandy
- One Mile Over the Line
(May 5, 1994) One Toke Over the Line/
- Ran Ten Miles Today
(July 6, 2000) Raspberry Beret/Prince
- The Running Song
(Oct. 16, 2000) The Galaxy Song/Eric Idle
- She Puzzled Me with Peppers
(Dec. 14, 1999) She Blinded Me With Science/Thomas Dolby
- St. Edmondson and his Homebrewing Dream
(April 17, 2000) St. Robinson and his Cadillac Dream/Counting Crows
- The Devil Came Out to Utah
(Jan. 14, 2000) ...Georgia/Charlie Daniels
- Twin Cities Marathon
(Oct. 12, 1995) Tequila Sunrise/Eagles
- Wonderbra
(Jan. 27, 2000) Wonderwall/Oasis
- You're So Fast (Oct. 7, 1998) You're
So Vain/Carly Simon