Those easily offended, and the GUY WHO KEEPS ANONOUMOUSLY E-MAILING ME THAT I AM A BAD INFLUENCE ON HIS KIDS----BAIL OUT NOW!!!!!

Is the room secure?? Everybody comfy?? Take notes, now.....

SQUIDGE (skwidg) verb: 1) A female's involuntary physical response to a verbal, visual, or audial sexual stimuli, involving not unpleasant spasaming of the musculature of the lower interior quadrant, and most often accompanied by a moan. 2) The female counter part to "getting a woody"--a "wide on" (DD in that leather jacket makes me squidge)
noun: 1) The liquidous by-product of the action 2) female "cum" (Sit on a towel when you watch "Duane Barry", or the squidge stains will ruin your couch)