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Title:Let
The Good Times Roll by Gizzie part of Gizzie's Deli on EP
Newsgroups: alt.tv.x-files,alt.tv.x-files.creative,alt.shared-reality.x-files Let the good times roll...
You MUST have an "X" in the upstairs window...if you are in an apartment, the visible street window. Replace as many lights as possible with green or blue bulbs (but not so many that it is unsafe, unless you really DO know Dr.Scully Keep the door closed...yell "who's there?"...admittancegranted ONLY if the response is "Mulder, it's me" "Scully, it's me" or "Nobody here but the FBI's most unwanted" Issue collar clip FBI ID at the door, use a polaroid, try to get everybody to look like they're pissed off, or have just gotten a cold hand to the crotch. "Score" for those most X-ish...points given for thefollowing....trench coat, cool flash light, designer suits, sensible heels, Pomeranian...extra credit for anyone who cut and dyed their hair, shaved their head, or who brings a HEADLESS Pomeranian. Double credit to anyone who comes topless, with "I
Am One" written on their back (CAUTION:Do NOT use red Magic Marker...not mentioning any names, but some giz you all know still had a shadow of that phrase on her back at Thanksgiving last year) If you have a high, open staircase, you can make it rain frogs...this is VERY cool. Someone, in the course of the evening, MUST have a fight with a stuffed cat. Make a "Tooms" nest out of shredded newspaper and honey...make sure everyone touches it, and tries to remove it from theirfingers, while still maintaining their cool exterior. (CAUTION: kepmall children and pets away...I swear, I am STILL combing honey out ofmy Tervuren's coat from last year) In an inconspicuous place, set out a snow globe, two lemons and a can of sardines..special reward to whoever notices it first. The first person who uses the bathroom
is NOT allowed to comeout alive. XXXXXXXXgizzieXXXXXXXX |