Title: Unruhe by Gizzie part of Gizzie's Deli on EP
Author: gizzie@ix.netcom.com copyright 1998-2000
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Unruhe by Gizzie

Man, and I thought *I* looked lousy in pictures......

A chick and her boyfried stop at a store to get her picture taken for a passport photo, and he gets dead, and she goes missing. The picture in the store shows the chick scrreaming...at least her eyes aren't closed, the passport people HATE that.....

Scully and Mulder, with their new Sunday night haircuts, debate about why the picture is SO bad, Mulder makes smartass-face at Scully's windy talkathon of expired film and heat damage, but he has NO theory, so shut the fuck up, ok??, geez... they go to the missing girls house, where Mulder snaps a camers in the air, and gets similar images to the first bad shot...he thinks they are psychic photographs.

The missing woman is found wandering in an ugly night gown, and Scully murmers her second of many of this season's "OH, MY GOD" when it is shown that the woman't brain has ben remodeled with a long, sharp thing (PLAM!!!) She's murmering "unruhe..unruhe...eeenie, meenie, chili beanie", and Moose and Squirrel are puzzled, and more puzzled when it is learned there has been another murder/kidnapping.

We see this other woman and the bad guy mumbles bad German at her, he's gonna FIX her head problems, she screams and we see his long, skinny sharp THING that he is gonna STICK in her...this show is full of symbolism...

At the second crime scene, Scully makes a truly Mulderesque leap, and recognisez the construction company logo from the first crime scene, she goes to investigte the company, and Mulder goes back to Washington to get the photo inhanced at the Magic Lab. There , he concludes that the suspect will be someone who wants control, and someone with really long skinny legs like an alien. He calls to tell Scully this, and SURPRISE!!!, even as they speak, she is talking to a guy on stilts, and she says "Unruhe" which must mean "I'm it!!!" becauese he takes off,and he runs as good on stilts as she does on heels. But Super Scully apprehends him, gets to yell "DO IT!", then feel him up, and she sticks her hand in his pocket and gets stabbed by his PRICK thing, and why does she do so much FACE, when she WANTED to catch this guy???

In interrogation, they find that Jerry has beat his father senseless, spent time in the funny farm, and al the years since taking care of him, and now he is dead, and Jerry is makeing his own sick amends, by helping people get rid of their internal "unrest"...the fact that they die is secondary. They find the secondbvictim, and Scully is STILL FACEing, so Mulder leaves her drive.

Jerry gets HIS picture taken, but the photographer is so surprised to see HIMSELF in the picture with a hole in his head, that Jerry overpowers him, does shoot him and escapes. He goes back to the original crime scene and takes ALL the film, and some drug with an incredibly long name that Scully rattles off like her phone number, but what it is is sleepy juice. Mulder lets the photo booth take pictures of the "feel" of the place and while he waits forthe pictures, Scully goes to get the car and we KNOW she is doomed,and sure enough, Jerry PLAM's her in the foot, she does a prety bad "I can do my own stunts" fall. Inside, Mulder gets the picture and they are Scully with her mouth open and her eyes popping out,and even though this looks EXACTLY like her FBI badge picture, Mulder runs down the street "SSCCCCCUUULLLLLEEEEEEEE!!", and makes BIG TIME anxious-angst FACE.

Mulder goes through Jrry's wallet, and in an incredible brain-leap, decides Jerry took Scully to his father's old dentist office. Wrong, but the chair is gone (WHY is this place even still HERE after 16 years..must be a bad neighborhood) Jerry and Scully talk in bad Germaan, and he takes a picture of himself, and tells HER she has unrest, and she denies it, and he points to a spot RIGHT BETWEEN HER EYES, and we all know what turned up THERE later, don't we??? Hmmmm..... Mulder mind-leaps that the finger marks onthe picture are GRAVE stones, and sure enough,they go and fine Jerry has Scully in a trailer at the cemetary, and Mulder yells "SCCCUULLLYYY" and beats up the trailer and makes GREAT face, and Scully yells "MMUUULLDDERR!" and he finally breaks in and shoots Jerry, JUST as he is about to STICK IT IN Scully. Mulder gives Scully a hand clasp out of the chair, they lose a perfect hug ooppurtunity, but Scully does not even look at him, she is shook. Mulder picks up the picture, and it is a dead Jerry.

Scully types in her laptop, and we find Jerry had a list of his vitims, the ones he "saved" and Scully's name was in there. Scully feels empathy for him, cos he got into her head...good thing she got him out before Mulder blew him away.