Title: Sleepless by Gizzie part of Gizzie's Deli on EP Author: gizzie@ix.netcom.com copyright 1997-2000 URL:http://home.i1.net/~bakke/deli/ OR http://home.stlnet.com/~bakke/deli/
Summary: Subject: "While We Were Shmoopying" (a "Sleepless" gizzynopsis)
Date: 27 Jul 1997 14:33:58 GMT
Archive: Archive anywhere as long this header is attached. Disclaimer: The X-Files and its characters, is the property of Chris Carter, TenThirteen Productions, and Twentieth Century Fox. No copyright infringement intended. Any similarity to characters, alive or dead, or situations is purely coincidental and nintentional.

Sleepless
by
gizzie

UST....it's EVERYwhere.......

It's New York City, and some guy calls 911 because his aparment is on fire. The rescue squad gets there, but alas, a dead guy, and NO fire...it's New York City, all right.

Casual!Mulder gets a tape in his newspaper (all I ever get are coupons), he presents the tape, which is details of the mysterious fire, to old twitchy-lip Skinner, who growls at him to go back and play with his surveilance toys. While Mulder is engrossed in talk of bimbos, what to his wondering eye should appear, but a bright-eyed young agent Krycek, Alex Krycek, bringing him the VERY case he was interested in. Flash, flash, Mulder doesn't WANT him, and fetches him to get the car--Krycek gives a secret little smile, he KNOWS Mulder DOES want him, (he's shmoopy)he just doesn't know it yet. Fooled you, Slick, Mulder dumps your ass, and takes off to Conneticut, where he learns the dead guy ran a sleep disorder clinic. When Mulder leaves the clinic, he is confronted by a HIGHLY pissed off Krycek, who tells Mulder that he DOES believe in Mulder's work, and that he LOVES his ass (well, he didn't SAY it, but we can TELL, he makes shmoopy FACE....)

Mulder and Krycek send the non-burnt body back to Scully, at Bodys 'R' Us, where she can play with the PARTS, and try to determine what the HELL is going on around here, besides the fact that her former partner now has a MAN, whom she hates on sight. As she and Mulder do the eyeball thing (YOU shmoopy), Krycek almost loses his lunch, and oh, so cool, Scully has determined that this dead guys body THINKS it was burned....hmmmm.

ANOTHER guy dies mysteriously, this one by a hallucination of marauding Vietnamese peasants. Krycek and Mulder sit cheek to cheek upon the desk, as they review the strange photos of this case, and THEY do the eyeball thing (no, YOU shmoopy) Krycek makes a connection to the Marines and the two dead guys, and MULDER gives the secret smile (you SO shmoopy!!), then they go to the FBI Library, where the room is dark and the computer chairs are narrow, as they hide behind the excuse of making THE CONNECTION, one Augustus Cole, while they are shmoopying.

The mystery voice guy calls Mulder, and Mulder meets with him, to recieve TOP SECRET information, cooncerning a project to erradicate sleep, creating the perfect soldier. Augustus Cole has gone haywire, and is seeking vengence for this experiment. Scully calls Mulder with information on the doctor involved, they have INTENSE phone sex as Scully swallows her jealousy of Mulder's new partner (I'M shmoopier!!) Mulder theorizes that Cole can project psychic dreams to his victims, that they think they are real enough to kill. He and Krycek try to find the remeining doctor at the train station, but Cole makes Mulder believe he is SHOT, and Krycek makes worried eyes (are you ok, Shmoopy?) as he tells Mulder Cole realy WASN'T here at all. Mulder finally DOES confront Cole, but Krycek is induced to believe that Cole has a GUN on his shmoopy, so he shoots and kills Cole. Mulder makes comfort sounds (it's ok, shmoopy) as Krycek whines.

THEN we see the evil smoking guy, meeting with an unseen source, and HE has the secret information that was given to Mulder. And guess what---Shmoopy Krycek is the unseen source, he is a RAT, he has stolen Mulder's papers, as well as his heart, and tells the Cigarette guy that Scully is a bigger problem than they anticipated. Of course she is, she is THE COMPETITION...and Cigarette Guy says "All problems can be dealt with"

uh-oh...SOMEBODY's about to get F***ed.............

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